Finally, I had enough experience to go search for my Ultimate Weapon, so excitedly I packed my stuff and kissing Amarisa, left the guild hall in search of the Mysterious Portal.

For three days I searched for that thrice cursed portal. I wandered high and low. There was not a place I did not go and always that portal eluded my grasp.

By the third day i was cursing the air blue with every step I took. Every word I uttered came out in a snarl. I was not a happy person and my feet were killing me. It's no wonder enchanters annoy me, the poofing gits. And yet I was never alone. Amarisa also searched where she could, The Shadow Asylum helped too, as did the Amazons and The Sanctuary, along with Circee, Marron Zakath, Sarducci and many others out looking for me. They kept me laughing and kept my hopes up.
But it was that Cleric...Asrai... and the Dark Enchantress Malin Mystere who helped me the most. Though Asrai and I don't always see eye to eye and we love to argue and insult each other with every second breath, she is a treasured friend and I admire her greatly: not that i would ever tell her that, (her head is big enough as it is.) It was Malin who stumbled upon the Portal at the end of the third day. The sun had set and I was getting ready to make camp when she touched my mind with hers, telling me to come quickly. I ran to Milltown and without a grumble or a wince poured out plat for a teleport scroll to Branishor.

The Mysterious Portal took me to a strange and beauyiful hall and funny enough I didn't even want to pillage or rob the place. After a very exciting search the earth finally trembled and shook. I so hope some people fell over from the shockwaves. I completed the quest in the Wastelands with Malin and Amarisa there with me. I was exhausted. My feet were about to drop off and i hadn't washed in three days, but I was ecstatic with joy and couldn't stop smiling. Afterwards we went to the Dundee Inn and drank and danced with joy.

My Ultimate weapon is pink. I mean it's really pink! And I couldnt be happier. With Salvation my soul is saved, so I have the joys of corrupting it once more, and I get to poof, so my feet couldn't be happier either.